Well That Didn’t Take Long.
God, the movie hasn’t had anything beyond a teaser trailer, and already we’re awash in this stuff. Well, I am. […]
View ArticleA Question of Certainty.
I’m pretty sure that this is just a parody of bad Sonic art with religious themes. Pretty sure. But not entirely… […]
View ArticleShe Has Some Insecurities.
No franchise is safe from the scourge of Original Characters (Do Not Steal!). Source
View ArticleGee, Brain, What Are We Going to do Tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Scrub our eyes out with bleach. Source
View ArticleKratos’s Right Hand is a Scallop Shell.
Is this the scene immediately before Kratos brutally murders Fluttershy and everyone else? Source
View ArticleSonic Fans: Still the Worst After All These Years.
I don’t know, I think how fast I can run away from this is a fairly important factor. Source
View ArticleI Don’t Want a New Challenger. Put it Back.
You know, I can’t help but wonder sometimes if Nintendo’s paralyzing fear of allowing anyone to meaningfully communicate within their […]
View ArticleAlso, It Wasn’t the Shooting Star of Bethlehem.
By what biological process does a bird mate with a horse and produce a reptile as their offspring? Unsourced
View ArticleLate to the Party on This One, But Whatever.
It fascinates me how the Sonic fan base encapsulates both the hard-line religious and a wide swath of gender and […]
View ArticleSo Where’s Porkchop’s Head?
Pretty sure God wasn’t trying to do… whatever this is. Source
View ArticleThe Joy of Screaming.
Be sure to make your sins against God look like happy sins against God. Unsourced
View ArticleThis is Not How Turtles Reproduce.
There is a ridiculous amount of pregnant Ninja Turtle art out there. And yet what bothers me most is that […]
View Article“Holo Sweet”
I can process almost everything about this but the presence of the Sorceress from He-Man. Even by the standards of […]
View ArticleI Can’t Help But Feel Somewhat Responsible.
We’ve come full circle. And that’s terrible. Source.
View ArticleJust Accept That This Exists. It’s Easier Than Fighting it.
At this point I’m mostly trying to figure out how a rock grows hair. Source
View ArticleActually, that’s pretty clever.
Korra x Gumby = OTP I hate myself for knowing that notation. Unsourced
View ArticleA Little Bit Late, But Eh…
I know Midler’s character in Hocus Pocus wasn’t supposed to be attractive, but this might be taking things a little […]
View ArticleThis is Totally the Ending to an Episode of Tales From the Crypt.
Retroactive spoiler warning? Source
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